Saturday, July 04, 2015

Appeal to find stolen van with 12-inch plastic testicles

A surfer has issued an appeal after his kitted-out van was stolen. Jason Jackson, aged 34, is hoping to be reunited with his missing customised van, which he and friends have spent three years working on.



His "home away from home" was stolen during the short time that he took in the surf at Llangennith in Gower, south Wales. Instead of taking the keys, which he would not be able to carry in his wet suit, he placed them underneath the van. But when he returned from his dip, the van was gone.

The van is a white Citroen Relay long wheel base high top. It has orange chevrons on the back door and a 12-inch set of plastic testicles dangling off the back. Mr Jackson, who lives in Cockett, said: "I'm mortified because it is my only form of transport.



"There was more sentimental stuff in there than you can imagine." Inside, the van has a blue interior laid out as a settee and units. A South Wales Police spokesman said: "Police are investigating the theft of a white Citroen Relay van registration CN06 ZYG which was taken from the Hill End caravan park."

2 comments:

Gareth said...

Most wetsuits have a key pocket.

Anonymous said...

It's entirely possible someone ripped his balls off.